Archive for the 'Awesome' Category

Practice

Your Mom

Snippet from an actual conversation I had just under an hour ago with a dude from Georgia:

Me: “So, is this the first time your Mom has shot somebody?”
Georgia: “Unfortunately, no.”

Good times!

It’s Almost Time

Card

What are the chances? I’ve never found a used birthday card before in my life. Tonight, after dinner, I found one in a parking lot. I picked it up and read it, since it had no name in it, other than who it was from (Ms. Something, I forget the name), I pretended it was for me, enjoyed it for a bit, then placed it back on the ground where I found it. Sweet!

Oh, the part that makes this awesome is that today is my birthday.

Pennies

This is the best marketing campaign ever! I once paid my half of a science rocket project in Jr. High School with pennies. That’s when I learned people don’t like it.

Here are the rest of them.